CHOCOLATE Fruit Cake...

My mom just sent me a CHOCOLATE fruit cake. All I have to say is that if they had been doing fruitcake properly with chocolate this whole time, it would have been a whole different ball game. No fruitcake jokes, no playing "hot potato fruitcake", no fruitcake re-gifting (year after year after year!!!)...people would have been killing for fruitcake like it was a newly released video game system!!! Chocolate Fruitcake 360! Mmmmmmm..... ;) Thanks, Mom!